What I Think The Leaders' Willies Look Like.

If you're still undecided, this blog might just help you decide how to vote.
It's basically some speculation about the leaders' penises might be like.

If you don't like picturing willies, look away now.


BROWN.
A powerful, but stubby willy. It peers out at you from a thick, untamed, expansive, and wiry bush (jet black with flecks of grey). Not unlike one of those startlingly ugly fish you get deep, deep beneath the sea where the sun never shines. It has a look of startled ambivalence and vague, disquieting menace.
Circumcised, just to keep on the right side of Old Testament God.

CLEGG.
Long, thickish, and fleshy. Strangely untextured, like a cheap sausage. The gingerish pubes have been trimmed a little aggressively, giving the willy the air of a schoolboy fresh from his reluctant, quarterly haircut. The balls are pendulous but narrow.
Smells faintly of Nivea.

CAMERON.
A thin plastic tube, light blue in colour. At it's "head", a SCART plug.
Above it, a neatly tatooed bar code.





Do vote. Please.
And vote for someone who doesn't think awful bullshit thoughts.